MID YEAR CAMP 09

IT WAS A LOVELY MORNING I WOKE UP. THE SKY WAS DARK, COLD JUST LIKE ANY



OTHER ORDINARY DAY, BUT ITS NOT. IT WAS THE LONG AWAITED TRIP/CAMP TO



GUNUNG JERAI, KEDAH. I HAD BEEN WAITED FOR THIS TRIP/CAMP FOR AGES



FINALLY IT HAD ARRIVED. I SET MY ALARM CLOCK TO 6.15 A.M TO WAKE ME UP. IT



RANG AND RANG NON-STOP SO I HAD TO PUT A STOP TO IT. I WOKE UP FULL OF



ENERGY AND OFF THE ALARM CLOCK AND WENT BACK TO BED. I DREAMT ABOUT



THIS LOVELY GIRL WHO IS VERY PRETTY. JUST AS MY "DREAM GIRL" WANT TO



"HAVE FUN" I WOKE UP. MAN, I WAS PISSED THAT TIME. UNTIL NOW I STILL AM. I



WOKE UP AND HEAD STRAIGHT TO MY SHRINE aka THE HOLY TOILET. I SIT AT THE



THRONE AND PREPARE FOR BIG BUSINESS. WELL, ITS NOT MY DAY. NO BIG BUSINESS



FOR ME. MY LEFT HAND RAISES TO TAKE THE TOOTH BRUSH AND MY RIGHT HAND



SQUEEZES TOOTHPASTE ONTO THE BRUSHY BRUSH OF MY BRUSH. AFTER MY



MORNING DUTY, I WORE MY LOVELY CLOTHES AND SCHOOL, HERE I COME









ON THE WAY TO SCHOOL, I GRAB 2 PIECES OF ROTI CANAI AND NASI LEMAK. RM 3.50 THAT COST ME. I ATE AS FAST AS I CAN. AND NOTHING SPECIAL HAPPEN ON THE CAR, I WAS SLEEPING HAPPILY EVER AFTER IN IT...























REACH SCHOOL BY 7.30 A.M. THE TIME TEACHERS CALL US TO REACH SCHOOL. I AM



NEVER LATE NOR EARLY, I AM PUNCTUAL. THE SIGHT OF THE SCHOOL WAS NICE. I



SAW SIA "CHEWMAN" AND HIS TROOPS. I SAW TENG CHUNG TOO. SOON THE KING OF



THE JUNGLE ARRIVED, JEFFREY "3G" CHEW aka THE "ANIMAL". 3G SHOULD SAY IN



CANTONESE. ITS AN ANIMAL. WE ARE GOING TO GUNUNG JERAI A GUNUNG WHICH



IS A MOUNTAIN. A BIG LUMP ON THE SURFACE OF THE EARTH. I THINK HE



MISTAKEN GUNUNG/MOUNTAIN FOR USA OR SOMETHING. HE WORE LIKE HE IS



GOING DATING. MAYBE HE GOING TO DATE HIS FAMILY IN THE JUNGLE.







WE ALL TALK, CHAT, SPEAK AND DO SOMETHING FUN LIKE SITTING DOWN AND



STARE. IT WAS SO FUN THAT WE GOT BORED OF IT. THEN TEACHERS ARRIVED AND



TALK AND TALK STUFF THAT WE WOULDN'T LISTEN. AFTER THE BREATH-TAKING



BRIEFING, WE WENT TO THE BUS. THERE'S AN OLD SAYING, NEVER JUDGE A BOOK BY



ITS COVER. OUTSIDE THE BUS LOOKS LIKE I SHOULD BELONG IN THE MUSEUM. THE



INSIDE IS EVEN WORSE. WE SHOULD SEND FEW ARCHEOLOGIST TO DIG INSIDE. ITS



EVEN OLDER THAN PYRAMIDS. YOU KNOW A 40 YEAR OLD VIRGIN AND 20 YEAR OLD



VIRGIN. 1 OLD AND BROKE, 1 YOUNG AND HOT. WELL THE BUS IS 80 YEAR OLD



VIRGIN.











WE HAVE TO BEAR FOR 7 LONG HOURS IN THAT BUS. REMINDS ME OF THE GOOD OLD



DAYS THOUGH. SITTING IN A BUS WITH OLD MUSIC LISTENING TO MUSIC THAT I



DON'T UNDERSTAND, HEARING THE ENGINE OF THE BUS ROARING AND FEELING THE



ELASTICITY OF THE BUS'S SPRING, WOW ITS VERY VERY FUN... NOT!!! FINALLY I



DON'T KNOW WHERE, THE BUS DRIVER PLAYED MOVIE. GUESS WHAT MOVIE IT IS...



THE MOST MESMERIZING MOVIE EVER(NOT EVEN CLOSE) "FIREBALL"... SPECIALLY IMPORTED FROM SIAM. IT WAS



SOOOOO NICE THAT I FELL ASLEEP NOT EVEN HALF WAY INTO THE MOVIE. WHAT A



GREAT SHOW. SHOULD HAVE WON THE EMMY AWARDS.










DUM,DUM,SCREECH, DUM( THIS IS HOW 80 YEAR OLD VIRGIN SONDS LIKE)







PASS PERAK







REACH KEDAH







PASS KEDAH







REACH P.PINANG







PASS P.PINANG







REACH KEDAH, AGAIN







REACH GUNUNG JERAI BY 4 PM...







WE ARE KINDA EARLY. OUR SCHEDULE SAYS WE SHOULD ARRIVE BY 1PM... BUT 4 PM



IS VERY EARLY. WHY CAN'T WE BE LATER? AT THE KAKI BUKIT, WE NEED TO SIT VAN



TO SOMEWHERE UP THE MOUNTAIN. 30 MINUTES JOY RID. SERIOUSLY, THAT WAS



THE BEST ACTIVITY I HAD IN THAT CAMP. REACH THERE SET UP TENT, THEN LATER



HUNT FOR BABI HUTAN. WE DID MANAGE TO CATCH 1 AND TRAIN IT TO BE OUR



PARTNERS. WHO KNEW BABI



HUTAN CAN BE MAN'S BEST FRIEND. DINNER WAS SERVE AT 6 PM OR WAS IT



LUNCH??? I'M SO CONFUSE MAN...


AFTER EATING, WE LISTEN TO A GUY TALKING ABOUT THE MAGIC OF PRAWNS... ITS MAGICAL... AFTER THAT I WENT FOR A SWIM IN A SWIMMING POOL IN THE JUNGLE!!! AFTER SWIMMING IN A COLD CHILLING H2O WE WENT TO BED... OR TENT...



NEXT DAY WOKE UP AT... WHO CARES WHAT TIME... WOKE UP, BRUSH TEETH, EAT NASI LEMAK, BRIEFING THEN GO TREKING... WE ALL WALK UP GUNUNG JERAI THEN WALK BACK DOWN USING HIGHWAY... WE WENT TO WATERFALL TOO... MY HOUSE LONGKANG BIGGER THAN THE WATERFALL... SERIOUSLY... THEN WENT BACK TO CAMPSITE... PLAY WITH WATER, THEN 1 GUY GIVE U GAME TO PLAY THEN PLAY WATER AGAIN... THEN EAT, THEN PLAY GAME... I, WEI KHONG AND NICHOLAS SANG ALL OUT OF LOVE... NICE SONG EVEN BRILLIANT SINGERS... THEN WE PLAY WATER AGAIN THEN GO SLEEP...



NEXT DAY, WOKE UP EAT, KEEP EVERYTHING, AND BALIK!!!!!!!!!! FINALLY, ALL MY DIGESTED FOOD HAD BEEN IN MY INTESTINE FOR REALLY FREAKING LONG TIME... THEY KNOCKING AT THE DOOR OF MY BOTTOM... SERIOUSLY... NOT JOKING... WE HAVE TO WALK DOWN THE MOUNTAIN, ITS REALLY REALLY FAR AWAY FROM THE GROUND... MAN, ITS REALLY DAMN TIRING TO WALK... I DID CRAVE STUFF ON 1 OF THE TREES THERE... AFTER REACH KAKI BUKIT, SIT BUS GO MUSUEM, FINISH MUSEUM GO BACK BUS , SIT, GO HOME... IN BUS WATCH TRANSPORTER.... FINISH PART 1 WATCH PART 2 THEN REACH SCHOOL, EVERYONE CHEERED, SING, WE TAKE THE BAGS THEN GO TO OUR REAL HOME...